“- Mary: I was tired of submerging my identity to a very brilliant, dominating man. He's a genius.
- Isaac: He was a genius, Helen's a genius and Dennis is a genius. You know a lot of geniuses, y'know. You should meet some stupid people once in a while, y'know, you could learn something.”

Diane Keaton - Mary
Woody Allen - Isaac

“Wow! You're a genius. You're like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit.”
Steve Martin - Davis

This is not a motel called "Cemetery". This is a cemetery called "Motel".
Ezio Greggio - Antonio Motel

“- Capt. Harris: Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?
- Lt. Talinsky: Well, we spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitors.
- Capt. Harris: It was your government that brought us here!
- Lt. Talinsky: They also bring in monkeys for zoo, but we don't put them in four star hotel either!”
G.W. Bailey - Capt. Harris
Gregg Berger - Lt. Talinsky

What's this? "For prompt service, blow me". That's an interesting touch.

John Candy - Chet Ripley