“- Richard Tyler: Fantasy!
- Fantasy: Naturally. Who were you expecting, honey? The Tooth Fairy?”
Macaulay Culkin - Richard Tyler
Whoopi Goldberg - Fantasy

“- Travis Henderson: This is not a place to bring a fancy woman. Wouldn't you say? If you had a fancy woman, would you bring her in a place like this?
- Hunter Henderson: What's a fancy woman?”

Harry Dean Stanton - Travis Henderson
Hunter Carson - Hunter Henderson

“- Ralph: Welcome, Mrs. P.L. Travers, to the city of angels.
- P.L. Travers: It smells... of...
- Ralph: Jasmine?
- P.L. Travers: Chlorine, and sweat.”
Paul Giamatti - Ralph
Emma Thompson - P.L. Travers

“In the spring, a young man's fancy lightly turns to what he's been thinking about all winter.”
Cary Grant - Jerry Warriner

- Steven Carter: School's full of tossers.
- Linda: Oh, I bet you fancy half of them.
- Steven Carter: No way.
- Linda: Not even him? John Dixon. He's sex on legs.
- Steven Carter: I know... Every time I see his "Head Boy" badge I wish it was an invitation!
- Linda: Sure wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating biscuits.
Ben Silverstone - Steven Carter
Charlotte Brittain - Linda