“- Jessie Deighan: This rope looks 60 years old. Will it hold?
- Gabe Walker: Don't think so.
- Jessie Deighan: Badanswer.”
Janine Turner - Jessie Deighan
Sylvester Stallone - Gabe Walker

“- Mama Mousekewitz: It's the end of the world.
- Papa Mousekewitz: No, it's worse.”
Erica Yohn - Mama Mousekewitz
Nehemiah Persoff - Papa Mousekewitz

“- Pete Hogwallop: Ain't nobody gonna pick up three filthy, unshaved hitch-hikers, and one of them a know-it-all that can't keep his trap shut.
- Everett: Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism.”
John Turturro - Pete Hogwallop
George Clooney - Everett

“When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“- Butch Cassidy: Once they divide up, we take them, no trouble, right?
- The Sundance Kid: Maybe.
- Butch Cassidy: Boy, for a gunman, you're one hell of a pessimist.”
Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid