“I remember how her little hand used to fit inside mine.”
Steve Martin - George Banks

“There are no illegitimate children in this world; only illegitimate parents!”
Joan Plowright - Mary Wallace

“Who gave you permission to tell Charlie there was no Santa Claus? I think if we're going to destroy our son's delusions, I should be a part of it.”
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“- Paula Olsen: All the research shows that children who perceive their parentsenjoying a good sex-life grow up to have far better sexual relationships themselves.
- Jerome Lovell: Is that so?
- Paula Olsen: Yea, that's so.”
Natasha Richardson - Paula Olsen
Liam Neeson - Jerome Lovell

“- Jack Byrnes: We use the Ferber method.
- Bernie Focker: We use the Focker method. We hugged and kissed that little boy like there was no tomorrow. We Fockerized him.”
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker