“- Hank: There's this one dude on my floor, held a razor blade under his tongue for like 5 hours. He talked to the orderlies, he ate, everything.
- Bessie: Well, why on earth did he do that?
- Hank: He was trying to break my record.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Hank
Diane Keaton - Bessie

“- Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
- Pacha: Yep.
- Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
- Pacha: Most likely.
- Kuzco: Bring it on.”
John Goodman - Patcha
David Spade - Kuzco

“- Marlin: So, we're cheating death now, that's what we're doing, and we're having fun at the same time, I can do this, just be careful...
- Dory: Yeah, careful I don't make you cry when I win!”
Albert Brooks - Marlin
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Dory

“- Dim: Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. Well, it stands to reason I won't have it.
- Alex: A nozh scrap any time you say.
- Dim: Doobidoob. A bit tired, maybe. Best not to say more.”
Warren Clarke - Dim
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Monica Wright: I'll play you.
- Quincy McCall: For what?
- Monica Wright: Your heart.”
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall