“- Jay: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
- Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“They pretend they're going to always be there for you, and then one day they pack up and move away and take their love with them, and leave their declawed cat to fend for herself! They leave her, wondering what she did wrong.”

Susie Essman - Mittens

“There's more in them graves than just people.”
Jon Hall - Kit Carson

“Maybe there ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue, they's just what people does.”
John Carradine - Jim Casy

“The time to make up your mind about people is never.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord