“- Driving Instructor: Park right here.
[Ashtray stops]
- Driving Instructor: Wait here.
[Ashtray waits, gunshots heard in bank, alarm sounding, Mr. Walker runs back to car, points gun at Ashtray]
- Driving Instructor: Drive, motherfucker! Drive!”

Don Reed - Driving Instructor
Shawn Wayans - Ashtray

“- Sincere: Yo, did you not see that fucking red light, man?
- Tommy 'Buns' Bundy: Man, you think I give a fuck about a montherfucking red light? Faggot cops can't touch me. I'm out here smoking weed, speeding, all that, dawg. Fuck that. That's me. Untouchable.”
Nas - Sincere
DMX - Tommy 'Buns' Bundy

“- Woody Jason: Pull her up!
- Capt. Jim Gordon: Did you know I used to drive a roller coaster?”

John Carroll - Woody Jason
John Wayne - Capt. Jim Gordon

“- Darren: Just drive towards him. He'll move. Nobody wants to die.
- Lizbeth: That's a freaking fact. Least of all us.
- Darren: Will you just drive? He'll get out of our way.
- Lizbeth: That really scared the shit out of him.”

Tony Goldwyn - Darren
Nancy McLoughlin - Lizbeth

I was drivin' down the road the other day and I get pulled over, and the policeman said, "You been drinkin'?" I'm like, "No. Why, is there fat girl in my back seat?" Good lord. "By God, there's two of 'em! I guess I was drinkin'!
Larry the Cable Guy - Himself