“Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood” quotes

(1996)
Movie Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Title Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Year 1996
Director Paris Barclay
Genre Comedy, Crime
Plot – When Ashtray moves to South Central, a district of Los Angeles, to live with his father and his grandmother, he meets his cousin Loc Dog, a gang leader who carries with himself a machine pistol and a thermonuclear weapon as self-defense. Will Ashtray join Loc Dog's gang? And will his love affair with the self-styled poet Dashiki have a future?
All actors – Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Tracey Cherelle Jones, Chris Spencer, Suli McCullough, Darrel Heath, Helen Martin, Isaiah Barnes, Lahmard J. Tate, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Keith Morris, Craig Wayans, Casey Lee, Joe Scott, Kim Wayans, Vivica A. Fox, Leonette Scott, Marian Reynolds, Tommy Morgan Jr., Virginia Watson, Gabriel Alexander, Scott Randle, Wesley Eugene, Tedero Jones Jr., Queline Young, Alex Thomas, Reginald Green, Samuel Monroe Jr., Kwamé Gammon, Warren Washington, Mazi Mitchell, Benjamin N. Everitt, Toshi Toda, Tamayo Otsuki, Ahmad Reese, Lester Barrie, Vivian Smallwood, Omar Epps, Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter, Cynthia Madvig, James Van Patten, Alan Abelew, Michael Adler, Don Reed, Faizon Love, Bernie Mac, Mik Scriba, Kirk Kinder, A.J. Jamal, Antonio Fargas, LaWanda Page, Yvette Wilson, Guy Torry, Travon Jamar, Damien Dante Wayans, Charles Edward Bennett, Paula Jai Parker, Lisa Morgan, Tiara English, Terri J. Vaughn, Xavier Cook, Mitchell Marchand, J.W. Smith, Kelly Vaughn, Lexie Bigham, Lloyd Avery II, Malik Davis, Michele L. Jennings, Krysten Leigh Jones
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  • “- Driving Instructor: Park right here.
    [Ashtray stops]
    - Driving Instructor: Wait here.
    [Ashtray waits, gunshots heard in bank, alarm sounding, Mr. Walker runs back to car, points gun at Ashtray]
    - Driving Instructor: Drive, motherfucker! Drive!”

    Don Reed - Driving Instructor
    Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
    [Tag:crime, driving]
  • “- Ashtray: We didn't even do nothing.
    - Officer Self Hatred: What? You think you tough?
    [pulls gun on Ashtray]
    - Officer Self Hatred: You ain't so tough now, little nigga. I hate your black bastards, you stink! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
    Bernie Mac - Officer Self Hatred
    [Tag:hatred, racism]
  • “- Dashiki: Talk dirty to me.
    - Ashtray: I'm cumming!
    [grunts and makes ridiculous orgasm face]
    - Dashiki: What did you say?
    - Ashtray: Never mind. I'll tell you when I wake up.”

    Tracey Cherelle Jones - Dashiki
    Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
    [Tag:sex, talking]
  • “Tray, I don't want you hangin' out in the streets. I want you to finish school, 'cause without an education the only kind of work you're gonna get is sellin' drugs, pimpin' women, or workin' security for Eddie Murphy.”
    Vivica A. Fox - Ashtray's Mother
    [Tag:education, job]
  • “It hurt me to wake up and see my beautiful black people suffer, victimized by the oppressive, harsh realities of the hood. I guess, even though we were free, we were still slaves... in the mind.”
    Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
    [Tag:slavery, sorrow]
  • “- Ashtray: So, will I see you again?
    - Ashtray's Mother: Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.”

    Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
    Vivica A. Fox - Ashtray's Mother
    [Tag:movie, women]
  • Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill shit".

    Alan Abelew - Recruiter
    [Tag:drinking, drugs, job]
  • “- Ashtray: Hey, Preach, what up nigga?
    - Preach: Y'all need to stop using the word nigga. You see, it's terms like the word nigga that the white man uses to take away the self esteem of another race.
    - Ashtray: Word.
    - Preach: Oh yeah, remind me to pick my laundry up from that chink motherfucker up the street.”

    Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
    Chris Spencer - Preach
    [Tag:racism, words]
  • “- Preach: I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years.
    - Crazy Legs: Yeah, what's that?
    - Preach: Fuck 'em.”

    Chris Spencer - Preach
    Suli McCullough - Crazy Legs
    [Tag:oppression, sex]
  • “- Loc Dog: I told her I don't want to be on welfare my whole life, you know what i'm sayin'. Hey for real nigga I got bigger and better plans, you know what i'm sayin'. Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, you know, maybe at a bank. You know what I'm saying.
    - Ashtray: That's all good, man.
    - Loc Dog: Work real hard. Work my way up to...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog
    Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
    [Tag:crime, job]
  • My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for "doggy-style".
    Tracey Cherelle Jones - Dashiki
    [Tag:meaning, name]
  • Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, nigga! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!”

    Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog
    [Tag:job, money]
  • “- Ashtray: Nigga, you ain't getting nobody's number.
    - Loc Dog: Fool, watch me.
    [walks over to the woman and smiles at her]
    - Loc Dog: Hey, sweetheart.
    [pulls his gun out of his waistband and points it at her head]
    - Loc Dog: Break you'self! Gimme your goddamn number! Come on! Hurry up! Come on!”

    Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
    Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog
  • “- Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?
    - Kids: Are you my daddy?”

    Tracey Cherelle Jones - Dashiki
    [Tag:father, mother]
  • “- Loc Dog: Having a gun doesn't give you any power. You wanna know where the real power is?
    - Doo Rag: In the bullets!
    - Loc Dog: No! In The books! See, Doo Rag, your mind - it is like a gun, and you wanna load it up with little... bitty... bullets... of knowledge.”

    Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog
    Isaiah Barnes - Doo Rag
  • “- Ashtray: Oooh, girl, you so tight!
    - Dashiki: Wrong hole, fool!”

    Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
    Tracey Cherelle Jones - Dashiki
    [Tag:mistake, sex]
  • “- Loc Dog: Never forget, man. Either they don't know... or don't show or just don't care... about bein' a menace to South Central while they drink their juice in the hood. That's what it's all about, Tray. That's what it's all about.
    - Mailman: What the fuck is he talkin' about?”

    Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog
    Keenen Ivory Wayans - Mailman
    [Tag:confusion]
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