“You are not inferior. Your grades may be. Your school may have been. But you can turn all that around and make liars out of those bastards in exactly one hour, when you take that test, pass it, and win!”

Morgan Freeman - Principal Joe Clark

“- P.E. Teacher: Now you are gonna complete these sprints, because if you don't, you fail. And if you fail gym, you'll never get into college.
- Josie Geller: You guys are still telling that lie?”
Jennifer Parsons - P.E. Teacher
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“- Katherine Ann Watson: What you did was copy Strauss.
- Joan Brandwyn: I was referencing an expert.
- Katherine Ann Watson: If I wanted to know what he thought, I'd buy his book.”

Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson
Julia Stiles - Joan Brandwyn

“- Dave: I'm supposed to take this college entrance exam.
- Cyril: Are you gonna go to college?
- Dave: Hell no. I just want to see if I can pass.”
Dennis Christopher - Dave
Daniel Stern - Cyril

“- North: How does that get me into a good college?
- Governor Ho: Well since we don't use the letters B, C, D and F, you're pretty much guaranteed to get straight A's.”
Elijah Wood - North
Keone Young - Governor Ho