“You can tell a lot about a person by the way they do their nails.”
Cynthia Gibb - Cece

“- Jeff Kohlver: I think it's better to meet people online first, sometimes. You get to know what they're like inside. When you work as a photographer you find out, real quick, people's faces lie.
- Hayley Stark: Does my face lie?”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“For a man of such high rank you're kind of short.”

Viggo Mortensen - Frank Hopkins

“The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster!”

Jeff Garlin - Buttercup

“- Gus: I thought you said he was a rock and roll star.
- Lt. Walker: He was a retired rock and roll star.
- Capt. Talcott: A civic-minded, very respectable rock and roll star.”
George Dzundza - Gus
Denis Arndt - Lieutenant Walker
Chelcie Ross - Captain Talcott