“When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let's go for some pizza.”
John Travolta - Danny

“Lucky, please don't feel bad. You still got me. Of course I ain't a young and pretty girl. I ain't even a girl, but I'll stick. I'll never leave you.”

Victor Moore - Pop Cardetti

“You were just a little girl in a flannel night gown. And you were shovelling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow, I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everywhere it covered. You scoop me up with a big red shovel. You scoop me up.”
Luke Wilson - Ben Stone

“Collegegirls have three times more sexual partners than a regular girl.”
Gary Wolf - Snake

- Scotty Brennen: See that girl over there in the red? Say "hi" to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy.
- Josh: Well, I'll stay away from her, then.

Jon Lovitz - Scotty Brennen
Tom Hanks - Josh