“- Uncle Henry: Dorothy? Well, what has Dorothy done?
- Miss Gulch: What she's done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!
- Uncle Henry: You mean she bit you?
- Miss Gulch: No, her dog.
- Uncle Henry: Oh. She bit her dog, eh?
- Miss Gulch: ...No!”
Charley Grapewin - Uncle Henry
Margaret Hamilton - Miss Gulch

“That is one messed up looking dog.”

Wood Harris - Gale

“- Server: Spotted dick, sir?
- Roy O'Bannon: What? Can you believe this guy? I'm trying to get something to eat and he's asking me if I got the clap.”
John Owens - Server
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Bill: OK, everybody. Grab your plates. Soup's on.
- Edward: [with mouth full] I thought this was shish-ka-bob.
- Bill: What?
- Edward: [a little clearer] I thought this was shish-ka-bob.
- Bill: Yeah, it is shish-ka-bob. It's a figure of speech, Ed.”
Alan Arkin - Bill
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands

“Figures, hot on the outside, icycle in the middle. Two minutes.”

Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown