“- Tony Stark: Can I ask you something personal? If this was the last birthday party you were going to have, what would you do?
- Natalie Rushman: I would do whatever I wanted to do, with whomever I wanted to do it with.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Scarlett Johansson - Natalie Rushman

“You want the Brooklyn Bridge, all you've got to do is ask for it. If I can't buy it, I'll steal it.”

James Cagney - Eddie Bartlett

“What I'm trying to say is - only I'm not a poet, I'm an ophiologist - I've always loved you. I've never loved anyone but you. I know that sounds dull as a drugstore novel, and what I see inside I'll never be able to cast into words, but that's what I mean. I wish we were married and on our honeymoon now.”

Henry Fonda - Charles

“- Lt. Frank Drebin: I just want love, Ed.
- Ed Hocken: I'm sure you'll... find love, Frank.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken

“What I want most in the world is to find the one person who makes the world seem beautiful.”
Kirsten Dunst - Nicole Oakley