“- Harry Dunne: What's in the briefcase?
- Lloyd Christmas: Man, I would have to be a real lowlife to go rooting around in someone else's private property.
- Harry Dunne: Is it locked?
- Lloyd Christmas: Yeah. Really well.”
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas

“The one characteristic which really makes the Bushmen different from all the other races on earth is that they have no sense of ownership at all. Where they live, there's really nothing you can own: only trees and grass and animals.”
Paddy O'Byrne - Narrator

“Land is the only thing in the world worth workin' for, worth fightin' for, worth dyin' for, because it's the only thing that lasts.”
Thomas Mitchell - Gerald O'Hara

“It will come to you, this love of the land. There's no gettin' away from it if you're Irish.”
Thomas Mitchell - Gerald O'Hara

“I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy. Come on, little Squishy. Ow. Bad Squishy, bad Squishy.”

Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Dory