“Retirement is an ongoing, relentless effort in creativity. You can try yoga, like to cook, bought some plants, took classes in Mandarin. Believe me, I've tried everything. I just know there's a hole in my life and I need to fill it... soon.”

Robert De Niro - Ben

“- Judge Doom: You see, Mr. Valiant, the successful conclusion of this case draws the curtain on my career as a jurist in Toontown. I'm retiring, taking a new role in the private sector.
- Eddie Valiant: That wouldn't be Cloverleaf Industries, by any chance?
- Judge Doom: You're looking at the sole stockholder.”
Chris Lloyd - Judge Doom
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant

“People don't start playing ball at your age, they retire!”

Wilford Brimley - Pop Fisher

“This is the crowning moment of my retired life and I’m not going to throw it away like the evening trash.”
Walter Matthau - Mr. George Wilson

“- Albert: I don't know about this, Sam. Those fires look awfuly close and they're getting closer.
- Sam: Just think of your pension.
- Albert: I am thinking about it. I'm thinking about how I'm gonna live to collect it!”
John Friesen - Albert
Anthony Sherwood - Sam