“Okay, once upon a time, there was a very strange little girl named Monica. Her face was very, very white and her clothes were very, very black. Now Monica was so weird that none of the other little girls would play with her, so she made her diary her constantcompanion.”
Tori Spelling - Stacy Lockwood

“I don't want to be the guy who's with the girl because he needs her, I want to be the guy who's with the girl because he wants her.”

Macaulay Culkin - Roland

“You sho' is ugly!”
Margaret Avery - Shug Avery

“I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you.”
Red West - Red Webster

“- DistrictManager Zete: Does all of Earth look like this?
- Terl: Oh, I'm afraid so, sir.
- DistrictManager Zete: Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe.”
Michael MacRae - District Manager Zete
John Travolta - Terl