“Born in lust, turn to dust. Born in sin, come on in.”
Colm Feore - Andre Linoge

“- Harry Blackitt: [referring to Catholics] Every time they have sexualintercourse, they have to have a baby.
- Mrs. Blackitt: But it's the same with us, Harry.
- Harry Blackitt: What do you mean?
- Mrs. Blackitt: Well, I mean, we've got two children, and we've had sexualintercourse twice.”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Harry Blackitt
Eric Idle - Mrs. Blackitt

“How did I get it? I mean, it's nothing to do with too much sex, is it?”

Rachel Griffiths - Rhonda Epinstalk

“Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?”
Catherine Keener - Maxine Lund

“- 'Mack' McGivern: If I don't get total tit tonight, I will be using this razor to cut my throat. As I see it, sex is my only reason for living.
- Charlie Dillon: Then be careful you don't cut your hand.”
Andrew Lowery - Mack' McGivern
Matt Damon - Charlie Dillon