“- Henry Turner: No thanks, I don't like eggs.
- Rosella: What?
- Rachel Turner: Eggs are your favourite!
- Henry Turner: Okay, then give me lots of eggs.”
Harrison Ford - Henry Turner
Aida Linares - Rosella
Kamian Allen - Rachel Turner

“- Laurie Kessler: That's some lunch, Dad. Coleslaw and quiche?
- Leo Kessler: I hate quiche.
- Canteen Cashier: Then why did you get it?
- Leo Kessler: I thought it was pie!”
Lisa Eilbacher - Laurie Kessler
Charles Bronson - Leo Kessler

“His ass was the grass and I was the lawnmower.”

Estelle Getty - Tutti

“As soon as you discard scientific rigor, you're no longer a mathematician, you're a numerologist.”
Mark Margolis - Sol Robeson

- Fester: Alright. Operation “Kick Butt” is about to commence. Synchronize watches.
- Hammer: What time is it?
- Fester: I don’t know, anybody got a watch?
Patrick Labyorteaux - Fester
D.J. Harder - Hammer