“There will be no penis between us!”

Lonette McKee - Drew

“Sniff my finger. Come on, sniff my finger and tell me it doesn't smell like your girlfriend's sweet, juicy snatch.”
Johnathon Schaech - Xavier Red

“You help the ones you can.”
Donald Sutherland - Ben Hillard

“Raphael, you always bear the world's problems on your shoulders. It is an admirable quality when you are a protector of others. But you must realize that while at times you might not be my favorite student, it does not mean that you are my least favorite son.”
Mako - Splinter

“- Reggie Hammond: You got a lady, Cates?
- Jack Cates: Yeah.
- Reggie Hammond: You know, the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.”
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates