“- Jake Wyler: So listen, you ever wondered what it'd be like to be the most popular girl in school?
- Janey Briggs: You mean anorexic, superficial, a bitch, a whore who lacks any real long-term goals?”
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler
Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs

“- Maisy's Teacher: Does anybody have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?
[Maizy Russell raises her hand]
- Maisy's Teacher: Maizy?
- Maizy Russell: My uncle was micro waving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.”
Ron Payne - Maizy's Teacher
Gaby Hoffmann - Maizy Russell

“- Margot: My lucky scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
- Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
- Margot: Yeah... luckily!”
Jessica Cauffiel - Margot
Alanna Ubach - Serena

“I like art, I work in a gas station, my best friend is a tomboy. These things don't fly too well in the American high school.”
Eric Stoltz - Keith Nelson

“- Peter La Fleur: Hang on a second. You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser?
- Justin: Yeah. Why?
- Peter La Fleur: Nothing. High school's changed a bit since I was a kid.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Justin Long - Justin