- Cousin Avi: Should I call you "Bullet"? Tooth?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: You can call me "Susan" if it makes you happy.
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony

“- Charles: Could you imagine living with a man named Ox?
- Susan: Yes, if she's happy.
- Charles: She's not happy.
- Susan: Are you happy?
- Charles: What's happy?”
John Heard - Charles
Tarah Nutter - Susan

“She deserves all this happiness, Bruce. All the things I couldn't give her. Yeah, all she ever wanted was a home.”

Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Bruce Baldwin: You know, Hildy, he's not such a bad fellow.
- Hildy Johnson: No, he should make some girl real happy.”

Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Stephen Danel: I've been away for a long time. You should be very glad to see me.
- Lorraine Danel: I hate the sight of you!”
Peter Lorre - Stephen Danel
Rochelle Hudson - Lorraine Danel