“- Joan: Tell me, Harry, just tell me something. Was she the only one, or were there others?
- Harry Block: No, Amy Pollock was the only one, may God strike me dead if I am lying.
- Joan: You're an atheist, Harry!”
Kirstie Alley - Joan
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“- Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You've been in His presence. He's spoken to you personally. Yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
- Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it, I love to keep those guys on their toes.”
Ben Affleck - Bartleby
Matt Damon - Loki

“You know what's scarier than not believing in God? Believing in him. I mean, really believing in him. It's a fucking terrifying thought.”
Patricia Arquette - Frankie Paige

“I never believed in God. No, I didn't even as a little kid. I used to think even if He exists, He's done such a terrible job. It's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against Him.”
Alan Alda - Bob

“Maybe it's a sign from God that I should reconsider. Too bad I'm an atheist.”
Mary Kay Place - Meg