“Upset? Why should I be upset? You've only ruined my life. Why should I be upset?”

Robert De Niro - David Merrill

“My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry.”
Leigh Whannell - Adam Faulkner-Stanheight

“- Joey: I can't believe Ross is going out with Rachel's sister. Ya know, when Chandler made out with my sister, I was mad at him for, like, ten years.
- Chandler: That was five years ago.
- Joey: I know. You got five more years.”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: You make me sick.
- Carey Mahoney: Thank you, sir. I make everybody sick.”
G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney

“Why is it every time we're mad at one of them, we end up hurting one of us?”

Julie Carmen - Nancy Mondragon