Matt LeBlanc quotes
“Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.”
“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”
“Joey doesn’t share food!”
“- Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you?
- Chandler: It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!”
“- Maj. Don West: What about you, Doc? Is there some lucky little nerd you left behind?
- Dr. Judy Robinson: I've spent the last three years training for this mission. I'm trying to save the planet. I haven't had time for fun.
- Maj. Don West: If there's no time for fun, Doc, then what are we saving the planet for?”
“Last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer.”
“- Joey: You just want to stay here and wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
- Ross: Yeah. I mean, this guy could be my baby's stepfather.
- Joey: They go out on one date and you worry about her marrying him?”
“- Joey: Age?
- Patient: Can't you work that out by my date of birth?
- Joey: I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.”