“One morning you wake up, the guy is gone, the saxophone's gone, all that's left behind is a pair of old socks and a tube of toothpaste, all squeezed out. So you pull yourself together. You go on to the next job, the next saxophone player. It's the same thing all over again. You see what I mean?”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

“- Joey: I can't believe Ross is going out with Rachel's sister. Ya know, when Chandler made out with my sister, I was mad at him for, like, ten years.
- Chandler: That was five years ago.
- Joey: I know. You got five more years.”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry.”
Leigh Whannell - Adam Faulkner-Stanheight

“Why is it every time we're mad at one of them, we end up hurting one of us?”

Julie Carmen - Nancy Mondragon

“- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: You make me sick.
- Carey Mahoney: Thank you, sir. I make everybody sick.”
G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney