“- Buck Russell: Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes.
- Cindy Russell: Oh, good.
- Buck Russell: Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum.”
John Candy - Buck Russell
Elaine Bromka - Cindy Russell

“- Jerry: You're young. You shouldn't be smoking. It's a hard habit to break.
- Ponyboy Curtis: Well, you're smoking.
- Jerry: I'm smoking but, I'm older than you are.”
Gailard Sartain - Jerry
C. Thomas Howell - Ponyboy Curtis

“Free papers.
[laughs loudly and irritatingly and rolls a joint with the page]”

Marlon Wayans - Shorty

“I am reaching the point where I would kill someone for the nicotine under their fingernails.”
Ellen Barkin - Annette Atkins

“- Sally Owens: You really should stop smoking so much.
- Gillian Owens: Why? I'll probably get life. I should smoke two at once. It'll shorten the sentence.”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens
Nicole Kidman - Gillian Owens