“Best thing about Latin women is they don't speak English.”
Jim Belushi - Dr. Rock

- Colonel Race: What are you thinking?
- Hercule Poirot: I was thinking of Molière: "La grande ambition des femmes est d'inspirer l'amour".
- Colonel Race: I wish you'd speak some known language...
- Hercule Poirot: "The great ambition of women is to inspire love".
David Niven - Colonel Race
Peter Alexander Ustinov - Hercule Poirot

“- Hercule Poirot: Mon Dieu, j'ai faim.
- Colonel Race: Poirot! You have a woman?
- Hercule Poirot: Not femme, faim! I am... peckish.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov - Hercule Poirot
David Niven - Colonel Race

“You may not have learned much French today, but I think you have learned a little patience and tolerance and that is the same in every language.”
Bette Davis - Henriette Deluzy-Desportes

“Zigzag. That means he wants to talk peace. You zigzag out to meet him.”
John Carradine - Porter Rockwell