“- Les Anderson: I'm with her!
- Club Doorman: Boy, you wouldn't be with her if she was your siamese twin. Now get lost.”
Corey Haim - Les Anderson
Eric Rosse - Club Doorman

“- Town Councilman: Let's get down to business. The trouble with our party is everybody talks too long all the time.
- Doc Bissell: That's the trouble with all parties.”
Franklyn Farnum - Town Councilman
Harry Hayden - Doc Bissell

“- Louis Howe: Why are you a Democrat?
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The Democratic Party is the party of the people, and I'm a man of the people.
- Louis Howe: You're a Roosevelt. Since when does a Roosevelt know about people?”
David Paymer - Louis Howe
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

“Count my money or party with bitches. Hundred and fitties or big ass titties. Count the green or get in between those titties. Fuck it homes lets party!”

“All I want for Christmas, Santa, is two fat bitches, 2 bags a weed and 2 bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day