“- Jake Wyler: You're inteIIigent and insightfuI. You don't get the respect you deserve.
- Malik: That's great! I've aIways wanted to discuss...
- Jake Wyler: I actually got to go. Sorry.”
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler
Deon Richmond - Malik

“- Doctor: It was smart of you to tell him you were pregnant.
- Debbie: Yeah, most men run when they hear that.”
Joe Inscoe - Doctor

“- Jeff: Why would a man leave his apartment three times on a rainy night with a suitcase and come back three times?
- Lisa: He likes the way his wife welcomes him home.”
James Stewart - L.B. 'Jeff' Jefferies
Grace Kelly - Lisa Carol Fremont

“What is it with all the women in this family, that makes all the men in this family wanna leave?”
Joaquin Phoenix - Garry

“Men don't get smarter as they get older. They just lose their hair.”
Claudette Colbert - Gerry Jeffers