“Never feel sorry for a man who owns a plane.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Charles Morse

“Happiest time of my life is when I was broke.”
Josh Lucas - Dylan Johns

“- Andrew Largeman: Fuck, this hurts so much.
- Sam: I know it hurts. That's life. If nothing else, it's life. It's real, and sometimes it fuckin' hurts, but it's sort of all we have.”

Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman
Natalie Portman - Sam

“Remember folks, every man has his tale of woe. Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tale.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Wally Sparks

“- Randal Graves: What's with you, man? You haven't said anything for like 20 minutes. What the hell's your problem?
- Dante Hicks: This life.”
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks