“- Officer: Could you turn the radio down please?
- Bombay: Yeah, I guess it was a widdle noisy.
- Officer: A widdle? Okay...blood, breath, or urine?
- Bombay: No thanks. I'm full.”
Bill Schoppert - Official (Hawks)
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“- Juice: You're in a lot of trouble today little man.
- Carl Quigley: Yes, because today I have been drinking vodka.”
Tone Loc - Juice
Miguel Ferrer - Quigley

“I'm in trouble - and I don't trust you anymore!”

Lee Grant - Clarisse Ethridge

“A wedding is a sacrament... a joyous celebration of love and commitment. In utopia. In the real world... it's an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn't say.”
Dermot Mulroney - Nick Mercer

“It's the plight of all heroes today. In the air, they're terrific. But when they come back to Earth, they're weak, poor and helpless.”
Jean Renoir - Octave