“Sergeant, you get that contraband stokey out of my face, or I'll shove it up your ass so far you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it.”

Clint Eastwood - Highway

“I'll roll you like a Philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!”
Eddie Griffin - Freddy Tiffany

“How 'bout a cigarette? Nothing like a good smoke when you miss your mom... Never too young to start!”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a fuck.”
Peter Dante - Dante

“I found some cigarettes. I found them all the way in the bottom of my pack. We're still alive 'cause we're smoking.”
Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself