“You're probably a blessing in disguise. Fucking good disguise.”
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

“- Hauser: Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you don't have a wet towel around your head. Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me.
- Douglas Quaid: No shit.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Hauser
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Douglas Quaid

“- Llug: Want to breed?
- Madmartigan: Tempting, but no.”

Ron Tarr - Llug
Val Kilmer - Madmartigan

“There once was a lad from Australia, who painted his ass like a dahlia, the color was fine and likewise the design, but the aroma -whew!- that was the failure.”
Bryan Brown - Lt. Peter Handcock

“- Ellen Brody: Listen, do me a favour. Act as if you've been here the whole time.
- Brody: How do I do that?
- Ellen Brody: Just look bored.”

Lorraine Gary - Ellen Brody
Roy Scheider - Brody