“There are some things you should know. Um, no kissing, no holding hands. My parents are not Lydia and Gerald. I've never seen them touch, let alone anything else.”

Kal Penn - Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol

“- Mayor Moe Carson: I demand a little respect.
- Lester Cadwalader, Sr.: You're getting it... very little.”
Edgar Kennedy - Mayor Moe Carson
Guy Kibbee - Lester Cadwalader, Sr.

“You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us... forever.”

David Bowie - Jareth

- Nikolai "Kolya" Rodchenko: The world will demand that you hand me over.
- Colonel Chaiko: The world. The world is overjoyed that we allowed a plane to land. We saved hundreds of lives. Only four people died.
Mikhail Baryshnikov - Nikolai "Kolya" Rodchenko
Jerzy Skolimowski - Colonel Chaiko

“- Bob Taylor: You want us to fill out a comment card?
- Lisa Reisert: Yes, I do and after you finish, you can go ahead and just shove it up your ass.”
Robert Pine - Bob Taylor
Rachel McAdams - Lisa Reisert