• “- Man Stoner: Ohhh! Ohhh!
    - Pedro: Hey, how far you goin' man?
    - Man Stoner: [points to the curb] Hey, right here would be fine, man!
    - Pedro: What, you're not afraid of a little speed, are ya man?
    - Man Stoner: Wha, you got some speed, man?
    - Pedro: Huh? Speed? Oh, no, I don't got no speed man. But you know what I do got? I got a joint man!
    - Man Stoner: Oh, wow.
    - Pedro: [gets it out and hands it to Man] Here, light that thing up man, let's get chinese-eyed.
    - Man Stoner: [eying the joint] Kinda skinny, isn't it?
    - Pedro: No, it's a heavy duty joint, man.
    - Pedro: Kinda looks like a toothpick.
    - Pedro: Naw, it's not a toothpick, man.
    - Man Stoner: No, it IS a toothpick, man [hands it back to Pedro].
    - Pedro: [looking at it, puzzled] It IS a toothpick!... wait a minute man, I got the shit right here [feels around in his pocket].
    - Pedro: huh... no, that's my dick [feels around some more].
    - Pedro: Okay, here you go, man [hands a skinny, curled up joint to Man].
    - Man Stoner: [looking at a dinky little joint] Jeez, I hope your dick's bigger than this, man.
    - Pedro: Hey man, you want to get out and walk, man?”

    Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
    Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
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