“- Winnie Foster: I can't swim.
- Jesse Tuck: You're joshing me!
- Winnie Foster: I wish I were.
- Jesse Tuck: So, you're afraid you'll drown, right? Swallow too much water, sink to the bottom and die!
- Winnie: Thank you for putting it so vividly, and yes, considering I'd sink like a rock, drowning is a fair concern!”
Alexis Bledel - Winnie Foster
Jonathan Jackson - Jesse Tuck

“- Howard T. Duck: Philsy, help! Philsy, help me!
- Phil Blumburtt: Never heard of a duck that couldn't swim.
- Howard T. Duck: Shut up and save me!”

Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck
Tim Robbins - Phil Blumburtt

“There is no such thing as tough. There is trained and untrained. Now which are you?”

Denzel Washington - John W. Creasy

“If you're gonna get wet, might as well go swimming.”
Alison Lohman - Angela

“- Baggett: What's that smell?
- Lt. Frank Drebin: That would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!”
Lloyd Bochner - Baggett
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin