“How? How could this happen, how could you humiliate me this way? I am ashamed to be your mother!”

Faye Dunaway - Joan Crawford

- Barry: Hey Dante! My girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night.
- Dante: No shit? And by “girlfriend" do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
- Barry: [laughing hysterically] Yes.
Jonah Hill - Barry
Peter Dante - Dante

“- George Banks: You look like you're enjoying seeing me in here.
- Nina Banks: Enjoying? Do you think it's enjoyable to get a phone call telling you to come down to the police station because your husband's been arrested for stealing hot dog buns?”
Steve Martin - George Banks
Diane Keaton - Nina Banks

“We need guilt, Doctor. And shame. But not yours.”

Dakota Johnson - Susie

“O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not my enemiestriumph over me.”

Barry Pepper - Private Jackson