“It's nice to meet a grown man who's still afraid of his mommy.”
Ricki Lake - Connie Doyle

“All women become like their mothers, that is their tragedy. No man does, that's his.”
Kathy Bates - Aunt Mitsy

“I guess a man's best friend is his mother.”
Ralph Bellamy - Daniel Leeson

“When it comes to marriage, one man is as good as the next. And even the least accomodating is less trouble than a mother.”
Glenn Close - Marquise de Merteuil

“How 'bout a cigarette? Nothing like a good smoke when you miss your mom... Never too young to start!”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon