“- John Dixon: I like you a lot.
- Steven Carter: What about Christina?
- John Dixon: No contest, you're a better kisser!
- Steven Carter: Promise?
- John Dixon: Promise.”
Brad Gorton - John Dixon
Ben Silverstone - Steven Carter

“- Richie: Clark! You kissed a girl before I did?
- Clark: This is way better than macaroni!”
David Spade - Richie
Jon Heder - Clark

“I like sports and that's it.”
Omar Epps - Mike

“- Cynthia: Don't get me wrong, Oz. I like you a lot...
- Oz Oseransky: Well, that's great to hear, but I've got news for you. I don't generally go around risking my life for people who just like me.”
Natasha Henstridge - Cynthia
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“I like you chief, you've always been nice to me. I'll give you two minutes before I hit the alarm.”

Daniel London - Wally the Caretaker