“If I die and go to hell, it'll look like my parents' house.”
Charlie Sheen - David Ackerman

“- Mikaela Banes: You live with your momma?
- Simmons: No, my momma lives with me. There's a big difference.”
Megan Fox - Mikaela Banes
John Turturro - Agent Simmons

“We are men who still live at home. We're not here to apologize about who we are, how we do it, or who we live with. I'm looking around this table, hombres, and I see three winners, huh? And to every one of those out there who sees something different, I say bring it on, 'cause it's gonna take a stick of dynamite to get me out of my parents' house.”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“I don't live at home. I live above the garage. It's a whole separate dwelling; I've got my own phone line.”
Matthew Lillard - Larry

“- Megan: Smells like Grandma's house.
- Michael: Worse, it smells like Grandma.”

Aree Davis - Megan
Marc John Jefferies - Michael