“- Sue O'Malley: What are you majoring in?
- Joel: Russian literature and Slavic languages.
- Sue O'Malley: Oh wow, that's pretty interesting. What career track is that?
- Joel: Cabby, hot dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. The world is my oyster.”
Paige Howard - Sue O'Malley
Martin Starr - Joel

“- Elle Woods: Going to Harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back.
- Elle's Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don't need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
James Read - Elle's Father

“- Mike Dexter: Guys, we're gonna be in college soon. You know what there's gonna be in college, right?
- Jock #1: Girls that used to be in high school.
- Mike Dexter: No, women. College women. Women with no curfew, women on the pill, women... women, bro. We are staring into the future here. And the future is women.”
Peter Facinelli - Mike Dexter
Channon Roe - Jock #1

College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys.
Jerry O'Connell - Trip McNeely

“- Maureen: Look, you're a smart girl, Jody. If you turn in your application now, you can still get into a good college.
- Jody: But I don't want to go to college. I want to dance.
- Maureen: Yeah? Well so do a lot of people.”
Susan May Pratt - Maureen
Amanda Schull - Jody