“American Wedding” quotes(2003)
Plot – Jim and Michelle are getting married and their friends are getting ready for the event. Steve Stifler immediately notices the bridesmaid Cadence, the attractive younger sister of the bride. Jim tries to keep him quiet because he wants to make a good impression on the future parents-in-law, Harold and Mary. Obviously, a wild bachelor party is needed.
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“American Wedding” Quotes 17 quotes
“Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand?
[hits Finch in the groin]
“- Michelle Flaherty: So Finch, what will you do with your fancy NYU diploma?
- Paul Finch: I'll frame it. Then I'll write my memoirs.”
- Jim Levenstein: Maybe we should give him a chance. You know, I think... I think that underneath all the "fucks" and "shits" and "blow me's", there's a very sensitive person who's just thirsty for acceptance. That's... that's what I think.
- Michelle Flaherty: Oh, Jim... you gotta stop masturbating... it's melting your brain.
“- Cadence Flaherty: So, can I see the ring?
- Steve Stifler: Nope. Promised to keep it safe. It's not leaving my pocket.
- Cadence Flaherty: Okay, Frodo.”
“Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls.”
- Jim's Dad: Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"?
- Michelle Flaherty: I don't know. I just call it "boning".
- Jim's Dad: Boning? Well, when... when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?
- Michelle Flaherty: Horny, like I wanna bone.
“- Michelle Flaherty: How did a little perv like you, turn into such a great guy?
- Jim Levenstein: How did a little nympho like you, turn into such a great girl?
- Michelle Flaherty: I'm still a nympho.
- Jim Levenstein: Well, I'm still a perv.”
“- Kevin Myers: You're a hero.
- Steve Stifler: Pussy is pussy.”
“- Steve Stifler: Dude, how the hell do you even think you're getting married? I've been looking out for your sex life since high school.
- Jim Levenstein: You what?
- Steve Stifler: Oh! Oh! The first tits this guy ever saw were because of me. The first girl he ever hooked up with was at my party at my cottage. That girl is the girl he's marrying.”
“My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls.”