“What do you want? I'm from Chicago, it's not like there were street signs.”

Elijah Wood - Sandy Ricks

“- Rocco Melonchek: What a charming little animal.
- Lillian Oglethorpe: Do you know dogs, Mister Melonchek?
- Rocco Melonchek: Know dogs? I used to be a chef in a Korean restaurant!”

Mel Smith - Rocco Melonchek
Nancy Marchand - Lillian Oglethorpe

“- Peerless Pauline: You're the man I've been dreaming of!
- J. Cheever Loophole: What do you eat before you go to bed?”
Eve Arden - Peerless Pauline
Groucho Marx - J. Cheever Loophole

“For twenty years, I've been eatin' shit; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So now I'm changing the menu. From here on, everything I eat is gonna be shit-free.”
Randy Quaid - Sheriff Mike Collins

“- Karl the Giant: I don't want to eat you. I just get so hungry. I'm just too big.
- Ed Bloom - Young: Did you ever think that maybe you're not too big, but maybe this town is just too small?”
Matthew McGrory - Karl the Giant
Ewan McGregor - Ed Bloom - Young