“- Nikki: What you need to be doing, Darnell, is taking care of me.
- Darnell: Uh, now... when did we establish that you were my woman?
- Nikki: When I opened my legs to you, baby! The contract was signed then.”
Tangie Ambrose - Nikki
Martin Lawrence - Darnell Wright

“Let me watch over you tonight.”

Mimi Rogers - Claire Gregory

“- Frank Baker: What's our beef with 'feelings'?
- Susie Diamond: Nothing... except who cares? I mean, does anybody really need to hear 'feelings' again in their lifetime? It's like parsley, okay? Take it away, nobody's going to know the difference.”
Beau Bridges - Frank Baker
Michelle Pfeiffer - Susie Diamond

“- Clown: Be careful. Don't hurt the little guy.
- Skinny: C'mon, elephants ain't got no feelings.”
Billy Bletcher - Clown
Malcolm Hutton - Skinny

“- Peter Appleton: Adele, I'm sorry the way things turned out. I never meant to hurt anyone, least of all you.
- Adele Stanton: People get hurt sometimes, we can't always help it.”
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton
Laurie Holden - Adele Stanton