“- Simon Wilder: Which door do I leave from?
- Prof. Pitkannan: At Harvard we don't end our sentences with prepositions.
- Simon Wilder: Okay. Which door do I leave from, asshole?”
Joe Pesci - Simon Wilder
Gore Vidal - Prof. Pitkannan

“She's British, isn't she? She sounds British. Is she, like, affected or is she British?”

Bob Balaban - Morris Weissman

“Why is it that we all speak in British accents, when we're from outer space where there's no Britain?”

- Georgie: How long have you been in England?
- Dylan: Five years.
- Georgie: And you still stay "bucks" and "babe"?
Kate Beckinsale - Georgie
Dan Futterman - Dylan

- Silas P. Silas: Shit, I'll fucks witcha!
- Jamal King: Shit, I'll fucks witcha, too!
- Philip Huntley: And that's a good thing?
- Jamal King: Yes. That's a "yes"!
- Philip Huntley: Then we'll 'fox' with each other.

Method Man - Silas P. Silas
Redman - Jamal King
Fred Willard - Philip Huntley