“- Coach Calhoun: All right, let's trying cutting it to two packs a day. Now, you have to change.
- Danny: Well, yeah. That's why I'm here, ya know? To change.
- Coach Calhoun: No, I mean your clothes.
- Danny: Oh.”

Sid Caesar - Coach Calhoun
John Travolta - Danny

“- Gail Stanwyk: I really should change.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: No! I think you should stay the same wonderful person you are today.
- Gail Stanwyk: I mean, put clothes on.”
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson - Gail Stanwyk
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“I heard someone my age is supposed to be comfortable with the way their body changes, but given the circumstances, this was too much.”

Andrew Lowery - Johnny

“My body may be a work-in-progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul.”
Felicity Huffman - Bree

“- Elizabeth: I miss my son.
- Bree: Mom, you never had a son.”
Fionnula Flanagan - Elizabeth
Felicity Huffman - Bree