“- Anna: Oh, Henry, this might interest you. The mother whale in the Ukraine had triplets.
- Henry Hackett: She told me she was on the pill!”
Bobo Lewis - Anna
Michael Keaton - Henry Hackett

“- 'Bandit': Who did it?
- Cledus Snow: Don't look at me.
- Doc: Probably another elephant.
- 'Bandit': I know that, when did it happen?
- Doc: Long time ago.”

Burt Reynolds - Bandit
Jerry Reed - Cledus
Dom DeLuise - Doc

“All I know about walruses is that, out of all mammals, they have the second largest penis. I have the first.”
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Keats

“Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?”
Alyssa Milano

“- New Mother: Is it a boy or a girl?
- Obstretrician: Now I think it's a bit early to startimposing roles on it, don't you?”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Obstretrician