“- Tinka Parker: Look, Von Stefan. I know you like this place the way it is, but wake up. It's not real life. Real life is boy, girl, boy, girl.
- Verena Von Stefan: No, real life is boy on top of girl.”
Monica Keena - Tinka Parker
Kirsten Dunst - Verena von Stefan

“They's no torture on earth to equal the torture which a cold woman inflicts on a man. They's no torture to compare with it!”
Karl Malden - Archie Lee Meighan

“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“Uggamus iggamas, man is polygamist. Uggamus oggamas, woman monogamist.”
Sir Michael Caine - Max Gale

“- Sam: There are all these words for a woman who doesn't want to have sex: frigid, uptight, cold, icy. But can you even think of one word for a man that doesn't want to have sex?
- Danny: ...Dead?”
Emily Hamilton - Sam
Noah Taylor - Danny