“No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?”
Renaud - Zero

“- Scoop: Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- Eliot Ness: I think I'll have a drink.”
Steven Goldstein - Scoop
Kevin Costner - Eliot Ness

“People are gonna drink! You know that, I know that, we all know that, and all I do is act on that. And all this talk of bootlegging... what is bootlegging? On a boat, it's bootlegging. On Lake Shore Drive, it's hospitality. I'm a businessman!”

Robert De Niro - Al Capone

“- Samson: You giving my friend trouble.
- Checker: Look, I cannot sell you guys beer after two o'clock in the morning.
- Samson: Well, I'm here to turn back the time.”

Daniel Roebuck - Samson
Taylor Negron - Checker

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello