Erick Avari quotes
“- Stoney: Link your probably used to eatin twigs,but here in the USA we have what you call the 4 basic food groups [Link picks up a banana]... And Link, this is not one of them. Fist group: the dairie group, milk duds, you hide these under your pillow so your mom doesnt find them. If she does you're tweaked bro. Second group, fruit gruop, sweet...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Tival: Apes are afraid of water. They can't swim.
- Ari: We drown!
- Daena: That is why every day we pray for rain.”
“You always want to stretch yourself and grow and know that there's something to work towards.”
“Strange that over the course of my career I have played perhaps more doctors than any other profession while having very little first hand experience with them”
“When you work with love, you will love your work.”
“- Paul Blart: This lemonade is insane!
- Vijay: That's because it's a Margarita, Paul.”
“No weezing the juice.”
“Son, we should not have helped the strangers.”
“- Dr. Terrence Bey: Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!
- Evelyn Carnahan: I am so very sorry. It was an accident.
- Dr. Terrence Bey: My girl, when Rameses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe!”